Categories Uncategorized Squirrels. Why did it have to be squirrels? Post author By Benjamin Bloom Post date April 13, 2010 6 Comments on Squirrels. Why did it have to be squirrels? When the snow melted, I saw all these little things over my lawn and got curious where they came from. The problem I had was this... a squirrel chewed through my (relatively) new siding and into my attic. Yesterday, I put up the heavy screening you can see, which kept him from getting back in, but didn't stop him from chewing some more and making a hell of a racket last night. Having solved the blockade issue yesterday, my challenge tonight was to prevent the squirrel from doing any more damage (to the house and to our sanity.) Having used cayenne pepper to keep rabbits out of the garden, I figured it might work on the house, too. These were the contenders. The winner. A slight back story. The powders all smelled too sweet and we didn't have cayenne in the house. Tobasco is OK, but didn't seem all that hot. The chili oil is some of the hottest I've ever cooked with, but while my mouth remembers being scalded by it, my nose wasn't impressed. The Dumb Ass Hot Sauce I've had in the house for a while. Why, you ask? Well, because it's so damn hot that I fear using it on many foods. This hot sauce made taco soup so hot that Fluffy wouldn't finish his serving and had to beg for mercy. But how to apply it? Aerosolize it. If it’s good enough for anthrax, it’s good enough for me. I found an old spray bottle in the garage; it had previously been used to apply paint stripper, so it was probably laced with all sorts of poisonous chemicals to boot. Bonus. Under no circumstances what-so-ever should you test your sprayer in the kitchen. I drenched the opening as much as I could, spraying into the louvers and onto the screens beneath as well. It should be noted at this point that wearing a mask and goggles is probably a good idea, should you try this yourself. Dumb Ass Hot Sauce really burns the nose & eyes! Definitely apply in a well ventilated area, preferably at arms length or further, standing upwind, and above your target. Don't ask why I make these recommendations. At least I didn't fall off the ladder. I suppose I could have gone after it from the roof... You can't forget to stop and smell the flowers along the way; as long as you don't have allergies. If you rub your eyes at this point, you're pretty much screwed. Tags Humor, Squirrel ← Green Mountain Derby Dames vs. Maine Calamity Janes → Painting a new house 6 replies on “Squirrels. Why did it have to be squirrels?” So, 2 hours later, I’ve washed my hands at least three times, and my ring finger still burns a bit. Taco soup, sir. I only make the correction because that meal is forever BURNED into my memory. @Fluffy Ah – right you are! My mistake has been corrected. Thanks! I laughed out loud reading this story. so did it work??? It did! The squirrel hasn’t been back and we’ve slept. Well, except when Rosie wakes us up. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.